i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
(Source: snorlaxatives, via imrussiantothekitchen)
getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands
I just love how he seems so used of it like "it’s ok she does this all the time just keep talking please don’t pay attention"
I’m pretty positive she does do that all the time
She is my spirit animal
basically the story of my life